Not His Turn
According to swim82, he was a welder while his brother was a college student. “On one of my days off, I decided to go have lunch with him and our friends at the college cafeteria. We have pretty much the same friends, so when he had to go back to class, I stayed to chat with them. After about half an hour, I decided to go see if I could find the class he was in. Because he was studying computer science, I checked in the computer labs first, and that’s where I found him. I spotted him through the class door, sitting in the back of the class. The teacher looked like she was talking to the students while they were writing down some notes,” he shared.
He continued, “I opened the door and walked in the class. As I walked by the teacher, I said I was sorry for being late. The teacher stopped talking, and gave me a puzzled look. I continued walking towards my brother as the whole class looked at me with the same puzzled look. As I got to my brother’s desk, I said to him, ‘Dang it, I thought it was my turn to be here this week.’ My brother was laughing his butt off as the rest of the class still had the same puzzled look.”
Not His Turn
How To Get Away With Vandalism
A Redditor with the handle portablebunny shared a story about their identical cousins. “They were kind of troublemakers as young adults, and got refused entry to a club in our town. They were pissed off, and one of them decided to smash the bouncer’s car. He was arrested.” That can’t be good! What happened next? “Cut to the trial, the one who did the crime was in the dock, and the other was in the viewing gallery. The conversation went like this. Lawyer: ‘Is this the man you saw vandalize your vehicle?’ Bouncer: ‘Yes. It was him.’ Lawyer: ‘So it wasn’t his brother, seated over there, in the gallery?’ The bouncer could not identify with certainty who it was that committed the vandalism, so my cousin got off with it, since they obviously couldn’t convict the wrong man.” Not many felons could use this excuse!
How To Get Away With Vandalism