Legal Warning
Everyone knows that in the United States, there is a culture of suing people over every little thing. This sign seems to lay out the series of events that will follow. This household also has a culture of not allowing people onto their private property. You’ve been warned that you might get hurt and that your defense will be useless in court. This very sign will be the only thing that will ensure you lose the case.
The Best Country
This sign is one that clearly showcases the reason America is ‘the best country in the nation’. Not only is America a country, but it’s the single best country within that same country! Groundbreaking, wouldn’t you agree? Bravo to those who wrote this brilliant sign. One little note, however. We would suggest they brush up on some geography before going off to write another sign to put out in public…