Not To Brag, But
We’re not completely sure why this person felt the need to brag about using handsoap, but we’re all about self-love. This sign is one of the most breathtaking ones we’ve ever seen, without a doubt. Whoever wrote it went all out just to add those amazing bubbles to their proud declaration. We can’t help but admire all the hard work that’s been put into it. Additionally, we should mention that washing your hands with soap nowadays is a priceless thing to do.
Not To Brag, But
Somber Occasion
If this isn’t in your face, we don’t know what is. We just hope that other than dentures and canes this man left behind some worthwhile things. While we’ve never been to a garage sale or anything like it, this one would be the one to start with if we could. So, if you’re out looking for gold, head to this man’s house. Who knows what you’ll be finding here! Also, we have some questions about the phrasing of this sign but no answers, so…
Somber Occasion